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Before E3, everyone gets excited for the big new announcements. But after E3, all anyone remembers—and cherishes—are the kind of screw-ups, misfires and awkward heroism you can only get when corporate executives and video game developers have to get on stage and be salesmen in front of millions.

This post originally appeared 6/11/15.

This being a site all about the best things, then, are the best E3 moments of all time. And by “best”, I mean within the context of how we, as superfans of video games, consume and remember the show. Nobody will look back in five years time—perhaps making an updated version of this list—and fondly recall the sizzle reels of the latest games of E3 2007. But they’ll sure as hell still be talking about Jamie Kennedy.

SONY 2006: The Sky Is Falling

If I’d broken this conference’s individual highlights into their own moments, we’d be here all day. So here are all your favourites, from $599 to MASSIVE DAMAGE, in the one video.


NINTENDO 2004: Miyamoto’s Finest Hour

Relative to the time, the system and the series, no other E3 trailer in history has made people lose their shit like the Twilight Princess reveal in 2004. Throw in the fact series creator Shigeru Miyamoto wandered on-stage with a quality Master Sword and Hylian Shield and you’ve got maybe Nintendo’s strongest ever E3 performance.


MICROSOFT 2009: Bam

Microsoft’s Kinect needed to impress in its first major live performance. It did not.


KONAMI 2010: One Million Troops

Tak Fuji enters E3 folklore with this presentation, which begins in the most excruciating way possible, yet somehow ends up as a triumph over adversity.


NINTENDO 2008: Wii Music :(

You know how I said up top that 2004 was Nintendo’s strongest E3 performance? This was the opposite.


SONY 2009: No Fucks Given

Gran Turismo boss Kazunouri Yamauchi takes to the stage and, in Japanese, tells the world all about the PSP version of his classic racing series. His translator, meanwhile, gives no fucks (and still does not, even to this day).


NINTENDO 2004: Hi Reggie

As if Miyamoto’s antics weren’t enough, E3 2004 also the public debut of the Reggie Fils-Aime. He’s a part of the corporate video game furniture now, but in 2004, this was a breath of fresh air for a company that was in a bit of trouble!


UBISOFT 2011: Mr. Caffeine, Who Is The Worst

Someone knew about this man. Someone suggested booking this man. Someone approved that suggestion. There are so many people to blame for this.


SONY 1995: $299

Long before the disaster of $599 or the triumph of $499, Sony made the most memorable price announcement of all time. In 1995, Sony’s Steve Race walks to the podium, says a single word (announcing the launch price of the PlayStation) and walks off to a room full of applause. That’s how it’s done.


NINTENDO 2001: Please, Stop

A writer for Nintendojo—which is still around!—thought it would be a good idea to ask Shigeru Miyamoto a question in Japanese. It was not. Excruciating viewing, even after all these years.


NINTENDO 2007: His Body Was Ready

If you’ve ever seen the image and wondered where it came from, this is where it came from. From anyone else, it’s a weird thing to say. From Reggie, it’s simply a statement of fact.


MICROSOFT 2007: Rock Band For Beginners

Hey, Peter Moore. I know you were probably super busy in the lead-up to E3 2007, but it couldn’t have hurt to put in a little more practice (BONUS: here’s the story behind this demo).


ACTIVISION 2007: Why

Why.